I'm so with Jen on this ship. More signs that you are in the most dysfunctional relationship of your life and why it might be time to break up:
3) If you get back from the gym (sweating your ass off), he calls and asks you why you would rather shower than talk to him, it MIGHT be time to break up.
4) If you're throwing up after another night of partying with your girls, and you're praying to the porcelain god while saying "I'm sorry" because he's mad that you had fun that night and he didn't, it MIGHT be time to break up.
5) If he calls you in the middle of the night to tell you that he slept on his arm (which btw is totally not even remotely has anything to do with you!) and asks you what he should do about it.. and you tell him to roll over, and he gets mad.. it MIGHT be time to break up.
6) If he get mad because you have dinner with your roommate every night, it MIGHT be time to break up.
<3:pam
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
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BAAAHAHAHAHAH!! I'm dying. Hilarity. The last two, for real.
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